Merry Christmas from Dick Cheney
WfC: Molly Ivins: ‘All I am saying is I wouldn’t be all too sure about the Lord’s intentions regarding empire.’ [→ READ ]
Vice President Cheney’s Christmas card this year not only offers best wishes in this holiday season but also bears the following quotation from Benjamin Franklin at the Constitutional Convention: “And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without His notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without His aid?” Food for thought there: a heavy meal, in fact.
Interpreting what the Lord intended by one thing or another has always been a dicey pastime. Ten years ago, we had one of those outbreaks where lots of people do ridiculous things and then claim it was because the Lord told them to. … There was so much of that kind of thing going around, I developed a theory about a dangerous Lord impersonator being on the loose.
I’m not saying that either Cheney or Franklin has heard from a Lord Impersonator, but just for starters on this empire biz, it was the Roman Empire that crucified Jesus.
Man, I love Molly and her sense of humor.