No airborne monkeys (Bill O’Reilly grows another splotch)
Concerning Bill O’Reilly’s March promise to “apologize to the nation, and … not trust the Bush Administration again” if no weapons are found in Iraq, jefff comments (at dKos) —
If I heard [O’Reilly] apologize for this mistake, the first thing I’d do is take off my pants so that they wouldn’t get in the way of the monkeys flying out my butt.
I laughed so loud my work colleagues said, “Don’t hurt yourself over there.”
2004-02-10 update:
My chin is on my desk! Ass-monkeys fill the skies!
O’Reilly actually apologizes as promised:
Pundit O’Reilly Now Skeptical About Bush.
Credit where due: Bravo, Bill.
The world is changing.