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Tags: , No airborne monkeys (Bill O’Reilly grows another splotch)

Concerning Bill O’Reilly’s March promise to “apologize to the nation, and … not trust the Bush Administration again” if no weapons are found in Iraq, jefff comments (at dKos) —

If I heard [O’Reilly] apologize for this mistake, the first thing I’d do is take off my pants so that they wouldn’t get in the way of the monkeys flying out my butt.

I laughed so loud my work colleagues said, “Don’t hurt yourself over there.”

2004-02-10 update:
My chin is on my desk! Ass-monkeys fill the skies!

O’Reilly actually apologizes as promised:
Pundit O’Reilly Now Skeptical About Bush.

Credit where due: Bravo, Bill.

The world is changing.

Comments

  1. The first thing I would do is get my bow and arrow and climb up on my roof to shoot me down some pork. Mmmmm... BBQ. James    Thursday September 25, 2003    #